Showing posts with label MD. Show all posts
Showing posts with label MD. Show all posts

Friday, November 14, 2008

Some more crazy MD Laws.. rofls..

Maryland
• Baltimore City: Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. You may not curse inside the city limits. 
• Baltimore: It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) -Park Rule 6 
• It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. 
• Baltimore has regulations governing the disposal of hog's heads, pet droppings and oyster shells. 
• Columbia: You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. 
• Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
• Gypsies should steer clear of Caroline County, Md., where it's a $100 fine or six months in the can for "forecasting or pretending to foretell the future." 
• In Baltimore it's illegal to block the sidewalk with a box. But the offense only carries a $1 fine. Another law makes it illegal to throw bale of hay (or of anything else) out a second-story window. That gets you a $20 fine. 
• In Baltimore it's illegal to play professional croquet before 2 p.m. Sunday. The law also applies to professional quoits.
• In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters. 
• In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get.
• In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies. 
• In Halethrope, Maryland kisses longer than one second are illegal. 
• In Maryland, a woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is sleeping.
• In Maryland, men may not buy drinks for female bartenders. 
• In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." 
• In Maryland, the legislature once proposed a board of parachute examiners to be made up of five licensed parachute instructors who would test and license all other parachute instructors. The plan had been abandoned when it was learned there were only three licensed parachute instructors in the state. 
• In the entire state of Maryland, it is illegal to give or recieve oral sex. 
• It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine.
• It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• Maryland now requires that alcohol beverage writers be certified as experts by an agency of the state before they can receive product samples, which it limits to three bottles per brand. 
• Ocean City: A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited
• Thistles may not grow in one's yard. 
• You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. 
• You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore. 
• You cannot throw a bail of hay out of a second story window in Annapolis.
• You may not curse inside the city limits.

Monday, November 10, 2008

A few Maryland and Baltimore Jokes...

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Maryland: If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us


Dumb Laws of MD:
  • Thistles may not grow in one's yard.

Dumb Laws of Baltimore:

  • It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.

  • It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.

  • It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)

  • No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6

  • It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.

Dumb Laws of Baltimore City:

  • Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.

  • You may not curse inside the city limits.

And last but surely not least, some Ravens Jokes:

  • How do you keep the Baltimore Ravens out of your front yard?Put up goal posts.

  • The Ravens have a new honor system. "Yes your honor", "no, your honor"

  • Whats the only way a Baltimore Raven will ever get two Rings?Get arrested.

Monday, October 20, 2008

Ausmisten


Alright... bevor I can even think of moving, I need to empty the house... sooo many things.. it's crazy.. you only realize how much stuff you have.. when you move.... (I believe there should be a law that you have to move every so and so many years to get the chance to clean up) hahaha





Anyways... I am cleaning up and I have many many things to sell or give away... so... anyone in the area.. if you need something.. just give me a call and come over and pick it up :)



I have for example:



1. Ikea Table



6 Ikea Chairs




2 Ikea Bar stools




Saturday, October 18, 2008

Blonde Muus moves on....

So, this will be my new Blog..... here you will be able to read all about the "big move"... to Baltimore...



It all started on a sunny Wednesday Morning, October 1st, 2008, on Rosh Ha'Shana. When i updated my old blog and realized, that I am kind of stuck. That every year, I make plans and never fulfil them, that I dream big but realize very little.



So I made a list with all my dreams, wishes, hopes and fears. I also made a list on how to achieve my dreams and what it would "cost" me.



Here it is:




  1. Moving to the USA

  2. Studying Design in Israel/ Germany/ USA

  3. Moving to Berlin, working and hopefully be able to study and then hoping that with my degree, I'll find an employer who is willing to pay for a work visa to the USA

  4. Staying in Israel and be miserable till the end of days

So, as you can see, 4 is for sure not an option.. lol


Number 3 is not too bad but, will I really find someone to hire me after my studies? Will it be enough to get a Visa? Or will it "cost" me around 6 years of my life and not bringing me any closer to the USA?


Number 2 would actually be cool.. but.. who has that kind of money?And again, will I get a good job after that? Will I get a Visa for the USA? Or will I be stuck afterwards either in Israel or Europe?


Number 1 sounds lovely, but how on earth will I be able to get a work permit? Trusting in the Greencard Lottery didn't work so far either and looking for an American Husband... ah yeah... we had that already... NO GOOD CAN COME FROM THAT.. lol


So you see, no matter how I twisted and turned my ideas, I was no closer to a solution.... :(


I realized, I need a Plan B!


Funny enough, Plan B was there all the time, I just didn't think of it. How about, I mix most of my ideas and make one big plan? ;) And that is exactly what I did.



  1. I will renovate my house and sell it

  2. I found a lawyer who is going to help me with all the paperwork. (Hey.. I have a full time job AND I have 4 dogs!!! lol I can't do all alone and why should I if you can pay someone to do it right?)

  3. As soon as the house is about to be sold, I fly over to check out the situation for a nice store to rent/ buy/ take over

  4. Biz Plan will be sent to the Embassy

  5. I pack my few things and move with dogs and cats

The countdown has started..... lets "Dream Big" !!!!



Baltimore, here I come!!!!!!!!!!

DREAM BIG!