Maryland: If it weren't for Washington, you couldn't find us
Dumb Laws of MD:
- Thistles may not grow in one's yard.
Dumb Laws of Baltimore:
- It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
- It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
- It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898)
- No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. They define tramp as a person who roves for begging purposes and a vagrant as an idle person who is able-bodied living without labor. It's a $50 fine. I guess the tramp would have to beg for the money to pay the fine. -Park Rule 6
- It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday.
Dumb Laws of Baltimore City:
- Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited.
- You may not curse inside the city limits.
And last but surely not least, some Ravens Jokes:
- How do you keep the Baltimore Ravens out of your front yard?Put up goal posts.
- The Ravens have a new honor system. "Yes your honor", "no, your honor"
- Whats the only way a Baltimore Raven will ever get two Rings?Get arrested.
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