Friday, November 14, 2008

Some more crazy MD Laws.. rofls..

Maryland
• Baltimore City: Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. You may not curse inside the city limits. 
• Baltimore: It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) -Park Rule 6 
• It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. 
• Baltimore has regulations governing the disposal of hog's heads, pet droppings and oyster shells. 
• Columbia: You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. 
• Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited.
• Gypsies should steer clear of Caroline County, Md., where it's a $100 fine or six months in the can for "forecasting or pretending to foretell the future." 
• In Baltimore it's illegal to block the sidewalk with a box. But the offense only carries a $1 fine. Another law makes it illegal to throw bale of hay (or of anything else) out a second-story window. That gets you a $20 fine. 
• In Baltimore it's illegal to play professional croquet before 2 p.m. Sunday. The law also applies to professional quoits.
• In Baltimore it is illegal to mistreat oysters. 
• In Baltimore, it is illegal to wash or scrub sinks no matter how dirty they get.
• In Baltimore, Maryland, it is not legal to take a lion to the movies. 
• In Halethrope, Maryland kisses longer than one second are illegal. 
• In Maryland, a woman may not go through her husband's pockets while he is sleeping.
• In Maryland, men may not buy drinks for female bartenders. 
• In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." 
• In Maryland, the legislature once proposed a board of parachute examiners to be made up of five licensed parachute instructors who would test and license all other parachute instructors. The plan had been abandoned when it was learned there were only three licensed parachute instructors in the state. 
• In the entire state of Maryland, it is illegal to give or recieve oral sex. 
• It is a violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine.
• It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
• Maryland now requires that alcohol beverage writers be certified as experts by an agency of the state before they can receive product samples, which it limits to three bottles per brand. 
• Ocean City: A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited
• Thistles may not grow in one's yard. 
• You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. 
• You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore. 
• You cannot throw a bail of hay out of a second story window in Annapolis.
• You may not curse inside the city limits.

2 comments:

svennika said...

na, dann sieh mal zu, dass du für deinen pet lion 'nen löwensitter findest, wenn du mal ins kino gehst - und misshandle ja keine austern!!
ich liiiieeeebe crazy law-listen *grins*

drücke die daumen, dass alles schnell und ganz genau so klappt, wie du dir das vorstellst! wenn ich dann endlich meine greencard gewonnen hab (und somit nicht mehr 'nen transatlantik-flug von baltimore entfernt wohne), komme ich mir mal deinen laden angucken ;o)

Unknown said...

it's a deal :) Es gibt dann Kaffee und Kuchen :)

Jaja.. ich werde mich echt hueten, eine Auster zu misshandeln.. hmm... wie kann man die denn misshandeln?? Ich esse ja keine.. sind ja nicht Kosher... und Perlen sind eigentlich auch nicht mein Ding.. rofls....

Wundert mich, dass es fuer B'more nicht auch noch einen Crab Law gibt.. rofls..

Und einen "Loewensitter" brauch ich fuer Doberman auf jedenfall.. rofls.. :)

DREAM BIG!